Please explain what just happened.
I found a man who calls me darlin’ and finds joyful sisterhood with an admired.
What is your earliest memory?
Five years old, I stood behind my father on a New Jersey boardwalk undressing an orange tiny peel by tiny peel. I poked my father in his belt and handed him each sliver, sliver by sliver. At each poke, he turned, patient, and took my gift and discarded it in the sand.
If you weren’t an artist, what profession would you choose?
Please describe the current contents of your refrigerator.
I don’t visit cold, dead places.
What verb best describes you?
What would you say to yourself if you could go back in time and have a conversation with yourself at age thirteen?
I know what continuously runs through your head as you listen to U2′s “With Or Without You.” These maturbatory musings will make you millions one day.
What are the steps you take to regain your composure?
I don’t lose my composure.
Participating in something meaningful everyday.
From what or whom do you derive your greatest inspiration?
What change do you want to be in the world?
More dancing during personal storms.
Are you pro- or anti-emoticon? Please explain.
How are you six degrees from Kevin Bacon?
I am 3 degrees away from Kevin. I met Sigourney Weaver during my internship with the Virginia Film Festival. She was in “Aliens” with Bill Paxton. Bill was in Apollo 13 with Kevin.
What makes you feel most guilty?
Please list three things you never leave home without.
1. My glasses
2. My bus pass
3. My cellphone
What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever gotten?
Fat people shouldn’t wear white.
What is the best advice you’ve ever given to someone else?
Put away paralyzing right and wrong, and concern yourself with promoting healthy and safe.
What do you consider the harshest kind of betrayal?
Not telling my intimate sperm donor I aborted our baby.
Of all the game shows that have graced our TV screens throughout history, which one would you want to be a contestant on and why?
The Bachelorette. I want more real love in love reality shows. I enjoy being the center of a lot of men’s attentions all at once.
What do you want to know?
I want to know what love is.
What would you like your Last Words to be?
Hi, Mom. I’ve missed you.
Please explain what will happen.
There are four kinds of people. Some accept. Some struggle. Some fail math.